ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴩʟᴀᴄᴇ ꜱʜɪᴍᴍᴇʀ

[sapphically]

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for agirlboss

[sapphically]

[ from here ]

You don't?

Wow, I really feel like I've won the lottery here.

[agirlboss]

Chatty isn't boring.

[sapphically]

Yeah, I know but.

Most people think it's annoying.

for bigboyvibes

[sapphically]

[ from here ]

Yes I finished!!

Jesus I didn't think you had such an investment in my sex life.

[bigboyvibes]

I'm just making sure you aren't one of those people!

Congratulations!

[sapphically]

Oh, one of THOSE people.

Thanks...I think?

[bigboyvibes]

You're welcome!

for obeyyourdm

[sapphically]

[ from here ]

I'm in *the* closet but not *a* closet

[ Wait, what? ]

Oooh found the lightswitch! Take that, laziness.

Yeah, it's Steve's, this looks familiar. And you know what I think they might be regular brownies, but please hold.

[ Five minutes pass, while Robin tries to yell across the house so she doesn't have to get up. ]

Yeah, regular brownies, he says I'm enough of a space case, no more weeeeed for me.

[obeyyourdm]

That makes so much fucking sense, Buckley. Your brain must be a great place to hang out right now.

... You found the lightswitch. You should celebrate.

[Because encouraging her to get more wasted is the mature thing to do, obviously.]

I'll bring roll ups. We can smoke them and sample Steve the housewife's regular baked goods.

[sapphically]

I can't really complain right now, but I'm sure that'll change in a few hours when regrets abound come back to me.

HELL YEAH but wait I guess that means I have to find Steve then huh.

You are the best, Eddie Munson, no matter what anyone else says about you

[obeyyourdm]

Better to regret the shit you've done than the stuff you didn't, or somesuch zen crap.

Given what you've told me so far, let me play Sherlock and tell you if you want to find Steve you should probably head for the kitchen...

Wait. What's that supposed to mean? Who says what about me?

[sapphically]

Wow what a genius, that actually worked.

Steve says hi.

I don't know what you're talking about...

[ Oh no, she's said too much. ]

for toughone

[sapphically]

[ from here ]

[ It's a real shame Nancy isn't there to witness Robin's petulant whining in response. ]

There was one.

It's called the Princess Bride.

[ What? The book came out in 1973, it still counts. ]

[toughone]

Are you saying my boobs are perfect?

Are you a boob expert?

[ This is absurd to talk about, but, kind of thrilling too. ]

[sapphically]

That is, in fact, what I'm implying.

I wouldn't call myself an expert. More like a connoisseur of fine breasts.

[ It's entirely possible she's had at least some panikillers by now, making her loopy. ]

for tenthfloor

[sapphically]

( from here )

argyle, right! what a cool name.

that's a pretty good guess, actually. i'm more into nerds, though.

( there is probably a joke to be made there. )

for agirlboss

[sapphically]

( from here )

Love me unconditionally in spite of my flaws?

Oh yeah, almost healed up now, though I'm staying away from anything too hot or too cold for a little while.

[agirlboss]

Please tell me you at least got yourself checked out?

[sapphically]

I did, I'm gonna be fine. Just need to stick to soft foods to be on the safe side.

[agirlboss]

...

You're worse than the boys and the kids.

[sapphically]

( Noooo don't tell her that!! )

Ugh, I'm never gonna live this down, am I?

💅

[queencobra]

so are you always this shy, or are you not used to girls asking for your number?

it's cute.

[sapphically]

( wow, so this is happening, huh? robin kind of forgot that whole part that comes after the giving up of the number. at least she's less susceptible to word vomit when she's texting?? )

um. yeah, so, girls don't usually ask for my number. unless it's to do a group project together for school. this is new.

cute? you think so? it's not too weird?

[queencobra]

no group projects here, promise. i've seen you around school, i know you're into all that AP stuff i'm not smart enough for. hard pass.

yeah, i think so. i wouldn't ask for your number if i thought you were weird. besides, a little weird is good, don't you think?

[sapphically]

you've seen me around school? me?

( and here robin thought she was practically invisible. )

okay, yeah, a little weird, but i know me. i know i'm a lot weird.

okay i should shut up now before i somehow convince you this is a bad idea. because it's not. i mean. so long as you don't mind that i am definitely going to ramble at you all the time.